These are the type of thoughts that run through my mind on a daily basis. I don’t share them with many people for the mere fact that I don’t want them to be alarmed at the ‘circus-o-fun’ that is my brain. Some may find it scattered and disheveled, but I find it to be a den of wisdom where insight is born. So Journey with me as I bring up a few things you have thought about, but have been to scared to voice to the American public.
- If Rudolf and Bambie got married…would the baby be able to fly? Wait…was Bambi a boy or a girl??
- Why does the easter bunny have eggs? Seriously…I actually have never made that connection.
- When are we going to recognize Chuck Norris’s Birthday as a National Holiday?
Discuss amongst yourselves.
-Pat
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Well Pat you are not the only one… some days, well most days these kind of questions run through my head. My brothers think I’m crazy for asking these weird questions. But then who is going to ask them.
*I don’t think Rudolf and Bambi could have any children, due to the fact that they are both boys. And if that was possible, I hope the baby could fly. But unfortunely Bambi is a boy and so is Rudolf.
*The Easter Bunny has eggs because he-she (I don’t remember what sex it is) has a huge farm of chickens to lay the eggs for it. Once a day the Easter Bunny goes out and collects the eggs and then saves them for Easter. I feel sorry for those chickens day after day just laying the eggs and never get a bonus for their hard work.
*When we recognized Chuck Norris’s B-Day might unfortunely be a long ways away. I really wish it was soon, for some reason growing up that was all my friend Elizabeth and I watched. Maybe it was just the way he talked or just the fun he brought out in everybody or all the fighting he did. I wish he would celebrate he B-Day and get to send him cards and send each other cards for that. Well maybe we are just going to have to go to the government people and tell them we want a new national holiday. And we will tell him we want to celebrate Chuck Norris’s Birthday (March 10).
Erica Kay
Wow.
First of all you are not the only one with these type of thoughts… But Bambi is a female name!!
Why would someone name a boy with a girl’s name.. Bambi is not in the male side of my dictionary of names. More food for thoughts…
Hmmmm.. Those other two questions are good.
The second one – well maybe the Easter Bunny stole them from the Golden Geese in Willy Wonka’s factory… Or maybe it got a fox to rob a hen house..
The last one – Maybe it’s that Chuck Norris is too awesome to have his own holiday.
I have a question too, wouldn’t it be creepy if some snowman, an inanimate object started talking, if an old fat man dressed up like some character of the 1700’s climbed through your roof in the middle of the night, and if caribou could really fly and talk and have a red light bulb as a nose? But the really creepy thing is that our society deems this as NORMAL and traditional and an All American Classic story… And then wonder why other people think we are weird…… LOL.
I think my brain is the same way, but sometimes it doesn’t give me the info I need, like a dog with a dog toy in it’s mouth, it doesn’t give it up and I have to jerk it from my brain, and other times it just pours out random thoughts, but I do like tackling questions like that. Lets see. The Bambi one, I think their baby would fly if he/she was hired by santa. Unless Rudolf’s flying ability is hereditary, then it would be a fifty fifty chance, and according to my science lessons, if it was a recessive gene it would be a 50% to 0% chance if Bambi had a flying gene in him/her to, but I think the flying part is being hired by Santa, and all this is if Bambi WAS a girl, and im pretty sure he’s a boy. The Easter bunny, simple, the chicken that crossed the road, keeps getting ran over every time someone tells that dang joke, so the easter bunny is finding homes for her chicks by giving them to people that can find them, kind of like a worthyness test. Chuck Norris… is an actor really, but anyone that is such a popular icon of jokes, should have some day where people tell those jokes all day, even if he was able to do all the things I’ve heard about, he’s either really humble or is hatching a plan for world domination, I mean, one day isn’t enough for him right? And finally, the Santa thing, I belive if you don’t have a chimney, he uses the same Santa Magic he uses to cause reindeer to fly to unlock your door and walks in, or walks right though the door, how would I know, he’s such a ninja no one ever sees him. Except for the dog or cat or parakeet *looks supiciously at the family cat*. Now to add some more fun (or frustation) let’s see if I can ask a few questions myself. Why do they make car commercials where the speaker yells at you? Wouldn’t a calm tone welcome people to buy more? With more Physiological study, would we be able to use telepathy? What about Mind reading? Mind communicating ._.? Wouldn’t the first two people (Adam and Eve) look similar because Eve was built from Adam’s rib, why don’t we all look alike? And to go with he flow a little bit a holiday themed question, why do all the questions seem to take place when school does, if I didn’t know any better, the adults took pity on us and put these holidays where they are now to give us days off. I know their not the best, but when I get a really interesting one, I will share.
have yall seen Joahnnas awesome shoes?!
they were unhindered style!
i wanna them!
:] go check them out on the fan upload.
Commenting on the same subject as DC, you guys, being UNHINDERED need to tell Joahnna your shoe sizes…
haha ida! i’m a 7 haha!
Not you DC, Unhindered.. then again… never mind…
Happy New Year everyone!
And to Unhindered, hopefully you guys will be touring and seeing NEW places like the Creation Festival Stage!
Hey guys, i know this has NOTHING to do with the blog but i just wanted to let you know how much i enjoyed you at extreme!!! it was so amazing. I look forward to it every year, and i hope you guys have a wonderful new year!
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haha ida i knoww lol
just thought id give Joahnna a hint haha. jk jk
i agree i wanna go to creation this year and it would be cool so see familiar faces.
happy new year.
Mac powell posted this on twitter and i loved it:
“Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has gone, the new has come!”- 2 Corinthians 5:17 Happy New Year!
so happy new year all!!
im with pat dis has nuthin 2 do wit da blog but yall did really gud and i have enjoyed xtreme…cant wait 4 this years!i rededicated my faith n jesus cuz yalls songs really spoke 2 me!!!i hope yall hav a happy new year!!!!!!!
jade
Joahnna i told u on facebook… lol message him and he’ll probably tell you their shoe sizes.. he usually anwers crazy questions.. lol.. thats what i meant.
wen i sd im wit pat i meant im wit pam!!!oooppppsss i made a booboo!SRRY!!!!
Lol its okay Jade. And i’m so happy that you made that decision!
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Bambi was a boy. I think the actual question would be “What if Rudolf and Bambi’s mom had Bambi together, would Bambi be able to fly?” haha
I think he easter bunny has eggs because he really wanted to be a chicken in life in stead of a rabbit. Or maybe his mom was a chicken and he has the special ability to lay eggs like a chicken…
And I think Chuck Norris’ birthday would be so hardcore, that the world wouldn’t be able to handle it. lol
Pat, I thin everyone has their own little special “circus-o-fun” going on in their heads. haha ;D
Rudolph and Bambi will not have a baby, because Bambi is also a guy, the Easter bunny lays eggs, and Chuck Norris’ b-day should not be a national holiday because if he did, then you would have to do that for every celebrity.
Rudolph and Bambi will not have a baby, because Bambi is also a guy, the Easter bunny lays eggs, and Chuck Norris’ b-day should not be a national holiday because if he did, then you would have to do that for every celebrity.